We talked a little yesterday about the quintessential, but also likely most-hated, October candy: the candy corn.

I would now offer for you consideration my two least-favored Halloween candy.

We all like a fun-size chocolate bar. Pixie Stix and SweeTarts have their place. Little boxes of Milkduds are just fine.

But do not approach me with those weird peanut butter taffy things in the orange and black wrappers. Make no attempt to give me those sesame seed things that are neither chewy nor hard but were something in between. Those only came from the carob houses and I want no part of that, either.

Bring me a Bit-o-Honey any day. Or a tiny box of Nerds.

This is your reminder to stock up. We’re just over two weeks out from the Night of Great Begging. Be the good house on the block. Get the full-size Twix.